Message From God

A Very Important Message From God

To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming

Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God

Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.

3 Ladkiya Aur Conductor Bhai Sahib

Ek Bar Bus Mein 3 Ladkiya Safar Kar Rahi Thhi

Bus Conductor Pahli Ladke Ke Pass Aya Aur Usko Dekha

Ladki Ne Saree Pahan Rakhi Thhi, Conductor Ne Us Se Ticket Ke 20 Rs Liye

Agli Ladki Ke Pass Gaya To Usne Mini Skirt Pahan Rakhi Thhi, Us Se 10 Rs Ticket Ke Liye

Ab Vo 3rd Ladki Ke Pass Jata Hai Use Dekhta Hai Aur Us Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Leta

Kyu? Socho Socho

Kyunki Wo Ladki Nangi Thhi, Yahi Socha Na

Galat Jawab, Kya Hai Yaar? Har Baar Ganda Hi Sochte Ho

Kyunki Us Ladki Ke Pass Bus Ka Pass Thha

Ek Naya Type Ka Sawal

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,

Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.

Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?

Indian Cricketers Se Khundak Nikalne Ka Tarika

Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha

Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”

Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”

Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“

Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro

Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya

Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha

Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“

Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“