Message From God

A Very Important Message From God

To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming

Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God

Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.

3 Ladkiya Aur Conductor Bhai Sahib

Ek Bar Bus Mein 3 Ladkiya Safar Kar Rahi Thhi

Bus Conductor Pahli Ladke Ke Pass Aya Aur Usko Dekha

Ladki Ne Saree Pahan Rakhi Thhi, Conductor Ne Us Se Ticket Ke 20 Rs Liye

Agli Ladki Ke Pass Gaya To Usne Mini Skirt Pahan Rakhi Thhi, Us Se 10 Rs Ticket Ke Liye

Ab Vo 3rd Ladki Ke Pass Jata Hai Use Dekhta Hai Aur Us Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Leta

Kyu? Socho Socho

Kyunki Wo Ladki Nangi Thhi, Yahi Socha Na

Galat Jawab, Kya Hai Yaar? Har Baar Ganda Hi Sochte Ho

Kyunki Us Ladki Ke Pass Bus Ka Pass Thha

Ek Naya Type Ka Sawal

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,

Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.

Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?

Indian Cricketers Se Khundak Nikalne Ka Tarika

Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha

Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”

Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”

Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“

Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro

Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya

Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha

Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“

Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“

William Sexfear’s Advice During Rainy Days

William Sexfear Ki Barsat Ke Dino Mein Ek Advice Hai

Don’t Carry Umbrella During Rain

Keep Whisper At Your Head

Ye Ghanto Tak Geelepan Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hone Deta

Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Santa Ka Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha

Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“

Haye Re Mere Pyare Dost

Apne Khas Dost Se Pyar Jatane Ke Liye Hamare Mashoor Shayar, Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai

Pyar Nahi To Collage Bekar

Love Nahi To Life Bekar

Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar

Aur

Aur

Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Lund Bekar

Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi

Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola

Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”

Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“

Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Farak?

Dosto Bade Dino Baad Ek Story Jaisa Lamba Joke Post Kar Raha Hun, Par Ye Mera Sabe Best And Favourite Joke Hai Jo Ki Kuch Kuch Reality Hai.

Joke Ko Kafi Bada Dekh Ke Isko Na Padne Ki Bhuool Na Karna, Kyunki Mujhe Umeed Hai Ki Ye Shayad Aap Logo Ka Bhi Favourite Joke Ban Jaye.

Aur Joke Achha Lage To Please Comments Mein Aur Mail Ka Reply Jarur Kare, Taki Main Bhi Jan Saku Ki Mere Users Ki Pasand Mere Se Milti Hai Ya Nahi

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Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe

Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na”

Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?”

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.”

Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?”

Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?”

Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya

Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?”

Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun”

Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi”

Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi”

Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai”

Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai“

Sharabi Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya

Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?”

Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“

Darling Ka Original Matlab

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Party Main Unke Ek Naye Naye Bane Bhakat Ne Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”

Bhakt Hairani Se: “Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”

Baba Muskurate Hue: “Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling“

Santa Banta Aur Wife Ki Adla Badli

Santa Aur Banta Kafi Acche Friends Thhe Par Kisi Vajah Se Dono Alag Alag Ho Gaye

Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Dono Ek Hi Shahar Mein Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue

Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: “Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na”

Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya

Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke Baad Santa Ek Dum Se Bola

Santa: “Yaar Aaj Bada Maja Aya, Kyu Na Is Maje Ko Double Kiya Jaye”

Banta Khush Hoke: “Haan Yaar Bolo Kya Kare?”

Santa: “Chal Aaj Wife Swapping Karte Hai (Wife Ki Adla Badli)”

Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai

Dono Wife Swap Karke Apne Apne Kamre Mein Guss Gaye

Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola

Banta: “Mera Yaar Santa Vakiye Hi Bada Lucky Hai, Usko Tum Jaisi Kitni Sexy & Hot Biwi Mili Hai”

Ladki Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Biwi Kaisi Biwi? Usne To Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paisi Deke Bulaya Thha”

So Dosto, Aap Logo Ne Dekha Ki Hamare Santa Ka Dimag Vese Chahe Slow Chalta Ho Par Sex Ke Mamle Mein To Ultra Fast Hai. Aur Ye Baat Piche Kuch Jokes Mein Aap Note Bhi Kar Chuke Honge

Purane Din Kabhi Vapis Nahi Aate

Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Thha

“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“

Purane Din Kabhi Vapis Nahi Aate

Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Thha

“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“

Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”

Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho”

Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“

Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”

Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho”

Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“

Santa Bechara Fir Lutt Gaya

Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki

Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi

Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi

Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le.

Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun

Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya

Saheli: “Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena Aur Rone Lag Jana”

Ladki: “Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun”

Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li

Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama Karne Lag Gayi

Santa Ne Pucha: “Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gayi?”

Ladki: “Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan Nikle Ja Rahi Hai”

Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya

Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha

Ladki: “Arrey Aap Kyu Rone Lag Gaye?”

Santa: “Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun“

Bete Se Jyada Bhaanje Se Pyar Kyu??

Biwi Ne Santa Se Ek Din Puchha

Biwi: “Aye Ji, Aap Apne Bete Se Jyada Apne Bhaanje Ko Kyu Pyar Karte Ho?“

Santa Khundak Mein: “Arey Tujhe Pata Bhi Hai, Ise Paane Ke Liye Apni Bahan Chudwani Padi Hai“

Pathan Ka Kartab

Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe

Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur Zameen Pe Aa Gira

Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye

Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”

Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru“

Sales Badane Ka Naya Funda

Boss Ne Apne Sare Salesman Ko Bulaya Aur Announcement Ki

Boss: “Jo Salesman Sabse Jyada Sales Dega Usko Apna Lund Chuswane Ka Moka Milega”

Salesman Khushi Se: “Par Lund Chusega Kon?”

Boss: “Jo Sabse Kam Sales Dega“

Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: “Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe“