A Very Important Message From God
To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming
Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God
Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.
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March 14, 2011
Message From God
3 Ladkiya Aur Conductor Bhai Sahib
Ek Bar Bus Mein 3 Ladkiya Safar Kar Rahi Thhi
Bus Conductor Pahli Ladke Ke Pass Aya Aur Usko Dekha
Ladki Ne Saree Pahan Rakhi Thhi, Conductor Ne Us Se Ticket Ke 20 Rs Liye
Agli Ladki Ke Pass Gaya To Usne Mini Skirt Pahan Rakhi Thhi, Us Se 10 Rs Ticket Ke Liye
Ab Vo 3rd Ladki Ke Pass Jata Hai Use Dekhta Hai Aur Us Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Leta
Kyu? Socho Socho
Kyunki Wo Ladki Nangi Thhi, Yahi Socha Na
Galat Jawab, Kya Hai Yaar? Har Baar Ganda Hi Sochte Ho
Kyunki Us Ladki Ke Pass Bus Ka Pass Thha
Ek Naya Type Ka Sawal
Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?
Indian Cricketers Se Khundak Nikalne Ka Tarika
Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha
Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”
Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”
Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“
Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro
Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya
Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha
Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“
Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“
William Sexfear’s Advice During Rainy Days
William Sexfear Ki Barsat Ke Dino Mein Ek Advice Hai
Don’t Carry Umbrella During Rain
Keep Whisper At Your Head
Ye Ghanto Tak Geelepan Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hone Deta
Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya
Santa Ka Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha
Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha
Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”
Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“
Haye Re Mere Pyare Dost
Apne Khas Dost Se Pyar Jatane Ke Liye Hamare Mashoor Shayar, Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Pyar Nahi To Collage Bekar
Love Nahi To Life Bekar
Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar
AurAur
Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Lund Bekar
March 12, 2011
Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola
Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”
Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“
Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Farak?
Joke Ko Kafi Bada Dekh Ke Isko Na Padne Ki Bhuool Na Karna, Kyunki Mujhe Umeed Hai Ki Ye Shayad Aap Logo Ka Bhi Favourite Joke Ban Jaye.
Aur Joke Achha Lage To Please Comments Mein Aur Mail Ka Reply Jarur Kare, Taki Main Bhi Jan Saku Ki Mere Users Ki Pasand Mere Se Milti Hai Ya Nahi
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Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe
Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na”
Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?”
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.”
Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?”
Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?”
Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya
Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?”
Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun”
Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi”
Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi”
Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai”
Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai“
Sharabi Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai
Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola
Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“
Darling Ka Original Matlab
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”
Bhakt Hairani Se: “Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Baba Muskurate Hue: “Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling“
Santa Banta Aur Wife Ki Adla Badli
Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Dono Ek Hi Shahar Mein Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue
Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: “Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na”
Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya
Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke Baad Santa Ek Dum Se Bola
Santa: “Yaar Aaj Bada Maja Aya, Kyu Na Is Maje Ko Double Kiya Jaye”
Banta Khush Hoke: “Haan Yaar Bolo Kya Kare?”
Santa: “Chal Aaj Wife Swapping Karte Hai (Wife Ki Adla Badli)”
Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai
Dono Wife Swap Karke Apne Apne Kamre Mein Guss Gaye
Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola
Banta: “Mera Yaar Santa Vakiye Hi Bada Lucky Hai, Usko Tum Jaisi Kitni Sexy & Hot Biwi Mili Hai”
Ladki Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Biwi Kaisi Biwi? Usne To Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paisi Deke Bulaya Thha”
So Dosto, Aap Logo Ne Dekha Ki Hamare Santa Ka Dimag Vese Chahe Slow Chalta Ho Par Sex Ke Mamle Mein To Ultra Fast Hai. Aur Ye Baat Piche Kuch Jokes Mein Aap Note Bhi Kar Chuke Honge
Purane Din Kabhi Vapis Nahi Aate
“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“
March 11, 2011
Purane Din Kabhi Vapis Nahi Aate
“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“
Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare
Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”
Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho”
Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“
Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare
Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”
Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho”
Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“
Santa Bechara Fir Lutt Gaya
Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi
Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi
Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le.
Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun
Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya
Saheli: “Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena Aur Rone Lag Jana”
Ladki: “Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun”
Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li
Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi
Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama Karne Lag Gayi
Santa Ne Pucha: “Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gayi?”
Ladki: “Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan Nikle Ja Rahi Hai”
Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya
Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha
Ladki: “Arrey Aap Kyu Rone Lag Gaye?”
Santa: “Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun“
Bete Se Jyada Bhaanje Se Pyar Kyu??
Biwi: “Aye Ji, Aap Apne Bete Se Jyada Apne Bhaanje Ko Kyu Pyar Karte Ho?“
Santa Khundak Mein: “Arey Tujhe Pata Bhi Hai, Ise Paane Ke Liye Apni Bahan Chudwani Padi Hai“
Pathan Ka Kartab
Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur Zameen Pe Aa Gira
Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye
Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”
Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru“
Sales Badane Ka Naya Funda
Boss: “Jo Salesman Sabse Jyada Sales Dega Usko Apna Lund Chuswane Ka Moka Milega”
Salesman Khushi Se: “Par Lund Chusega Kon?”
Boss: “Jo Sabse Kam Sales Dega“
Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: “Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe“